The Maverick Tribe

Hillary Clinton recently referred to Vice President Dick Cheney as "Darth Vader".  In addition to being unimaginative, this sort of childish name-calling is unbecoming of a U.S. senator.

Thankfully, the rest of us ordinary schmucks can say whatever we want about Mr. Cheney.  And boy, do we (about 80% of us, anyway) dislike this guy.  Ana Marie Cox gleefully responds to his denials about being the most powerful vice president in history and referring to himself as "the flavor of the month".

What flavor would that be exactly?

• Yellowcake Batter Swirl?
• "I'd Tell You the Flavor But I'd Have To Kill You" Mint?
• [Redacted]?
• Shoot-an-Old-Man-In-the-Face'n'Cream?
• Super-fudge Oil Chunk, with Tortured Prisoner Tears?

Wait, wait, I got one of my own, here we go:

• "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick"