The Maverick Tribe

Since Barack Obama has to endure the infantile question regarding whether he is "black enough" for the African-American community to embrace him (a more enlightened question might go something like, "What is the significance of Obama's heritage existing outside the legacy of American slavery?"), the Huffington Post asks the reciprocal questions of the current Republican front-runner.

Here are the findings:

No
Pro-choice
Surname is over 50% vowel, including the last letter
Surname starts with sneaky spelling of Jew, cf. "Giu" York City
Brown eyes, tans easily

Yes
9/11
At least one of his kids hates him enough not to vote for him
First marriage was to a relative
Thin lips
First name: Rudy
Wife is a bitch

At this point, Rudy registers as white, by a hair.